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Mr0303's avatar

It is simple - vampire hunter killing vampires. The problem is that concept is incompatible with the MCU with its cringe humour and feminist girlbosses.

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ShootyBear's avatar

It’s hard work cramming a bunch of woke garbage into a movie that is fundamentally not woke!

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maniac's avatar

They could lean into a black power type of vibe but that's not good enough for them.

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Barry Eby's avatar

Marvel is sitting on an untapped goldmine with the Vampyrsk storyline, about a nation of vampires settling into the irradiated zone around Chernobyl. Run by Dracula with Blade as its sheriff.

You want a story that’s timely? It’s set in Ukraine!

You want a story that’s ties into the larger MCU? Dracula unlocks all the storylines from the comics with Dr. Strange and the X-Men. Plus, I want to see a scene in the credits with Dracula sitting down with fellow pariah state leaders, Namor and Dr. Doom.

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Captain Jack's avatar

It appears the last time audiences will see the character BLADE will have been (SPOILER ALERT) towards the end of DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE.

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Dave's avatar

The multiverse has become an excuse to write terrible pet narrative stories, rather than the compelling ones that would ordinarily be too final to be possible.

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Darrin's avatar

The original movie was fine. No need to remake it. There must be some other idea for a new movie out there somewhere. Mayhaps try an original idea for a change?

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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

You know its bad when…. anyways I can crack the story and will. So expect a new S&S vampire-hunting story in the coming weeks. This will be good.

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Noah's avatar

Sheesh. I could crack vampire hunting without breaking a sweat.

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Noah's avatar

Writing a vampire hunting story that is.

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